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			<title><![CDATA[ Own Brand Condoms ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Saw this on another forum - thought it might bring out some good suggestions.......<br><br>Rich tea condoms - a ****'s too wet without one<br>Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth not in your hand<br>pringles's condom - once you pop you can't stop<br>Mars bar condoms - a **** a day helps you work, rest &amp; play ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Jokes for the boys ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?<br>A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a<br>week later.<br><br>Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?<br>A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.<br><br>Q. Why don't women wear watches?<br>A. There's a clock on the stove!<br><br>Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Bl0wjob?<br>A. Bl0wjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (snaw)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:32:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Jokes for the girls ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &gt; My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood<br>&gt;<br>&gt; ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in<br>&gt;<br>&gt; a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big<br>&gt;<br>&gt; f*cking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a<br>&gt; diamond.<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt; ****************************<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt; My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, &quot;This... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Pig ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A rambler is rambling in the countryside and sees a three-legged pig in a field. In the next field he sees the farmer. He asks the farmer how come the pig has three legs.<br>&quot;Ah&quot;, says the farmer, &quot;I was farming in the top field the other day and parked up my tractor. I looked round and saw that I hadn't applied the hand brake. The tractor and trailer were heading straight for the farmhouse. It crashed through a fence and was closing in on the garden wall when the pig managed... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 05:50:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wanted : tool to convert old style muff to anything ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ my wifes muff is compiled in an old wrinkly grey baggy format. Does anyone know how I can reformat it into into a much tighter structure. No show offs please<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 10:35:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wee Frilly ... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ...skirts look good on gals, don't you think? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Free Willy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I think I'm going to start a campaign for willies everywhere.<br><br>Go commando, free willy! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Up in Arms Ponces will be:- ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ No prize for me.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 04:33:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mens problems ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ wimmin. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Sperm Game! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jizz/play.php">Jizz Game Link</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>Bit weird!! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Darren at 1st Accountancy Serv Ltd)</author>
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			<title><![CDATA[ BayWatch ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ David Hasselhoff has agreed to another series of Batwatch on condition the producers will change the billing to<br><br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:large;">David Hoff</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>'No hassle' - they replied<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ New Citroen ad ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/2cv.wmv">uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/2cv.wmv</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2005 03:47:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Something for the weekend sir? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2232&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2238&DISPLAYORDER=20050503181346&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&page=2">www.kontraband.com/show/s...W=3&page=2</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 04:45:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Bin Laden found ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Osama Bin Laden has been found hiding out in the Manchester United 2004/5 trophy cabinet.<br><br>He said he had fled there as it reminded him of the Afgan caves....<br><br>It was cold dark and empty and had recently been taken over by Americans<br><br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Great New Website ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.countrywarmth.com/grates.html"><br>Grate Site</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Great New Website ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hey peeps check out my new website <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.burningtowel.com">www.burningtowel.com</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>its full of funny flash animations, a cool blog and funny downloads <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Enjoy!<br><br>Burning Towel ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 03:17:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ two ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q. How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a light bulb?<br><br>A.100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to ... hang on, where've they gone?<br><br>-------------------------<br><br>Did you hear about the transvestite who always enjoyed a slap-up meal and 10 pints of lager before stepping out in womens clothes. He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 23:59:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw,<br>&gt; and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the<br>&gt; noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.<br>&gt; He points at his eye meaning &quot;I&quot;, points at his knee meaning &quot;need&quot;, and<br>&gt; moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion The man on the 1st<br>&gt; floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The<br>&gt; man... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (David Contractor Jr)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 19:09:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Great stripper ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1304&rtn=main-topten">www.kontraband.com/show/s...ain-topten</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (IsItOver)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 01:20:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Exit Poll - Why did you vote the way you did. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-size:large;">Don't vote here til you've voted for real</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><br>If you really really love the Greens/Monster Loonies/etc sorry - there are only 5 possible choices in polls here. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 05:53:21 GMT</pubDate>
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